- The Most Dangerous Situation
It’s going to happen. Two boxes will come at you at the same time. This situation happened to Steven Seagall and it will happen to you. Do what he does and leap over both foes at the same time. Shaming them with your agility is the only way they’re going to learn who’s boss.
- You’re Going to Lose, Chump
Look, chump. Everybody dies. Not just in life, in games too. Don’t let it get the best of you, you’re number one with a bullet. Keep yer chin up, eh?
- Beat Your High Score
High scores are what keep ya coming back to the Jump! Chump! world. Remember that you can’t settle if you want to be a champ, and that real champs don’t do drugs.