A holy man could search his whole life and never find the cheats, tips, and tricks he needs to become a gosh darn daimyo of Jump! Chump! Lucky for you, your ol’ uncle Cool Apps Man is here to help ya out in that department; the tips department, that is! Jump! Chump! is the hottest title on the app store today, because of it’s ability to drive the player to the brink of insanity, and then off of the insane cliff, into the briny deeps of the fun zone. Jump! Chump! is available for android in addition to all iOS devices including iPad, iPhone, and iPod touch. Now everyone can get in on the jumpin’ (chumpin’) good times! Remember, if you want to take your game to the next level, head on back to Cool Apps Man for hints, tricks, and cheats.
Jump! Chump! is a simple game with a whole lot of attitude. The screen is held horizontally and divided by a line down the middle, with a little man standing on each side of the line. Tap the bottom half of the screen to make the bottom man jump, and tap the top half to make the top man jump. Monsters are going to approach from either side, and they won’t stop until they’ve eaten your little men down to their tiny bones. Jump or be turned to crump. It’s just that simple, chump!
As the game progresses you might feel like you need some hints or tips, because your chumps are being blown up too much. Instead of leaving that bee in your bonnet, deposit that bee to the jar at the end of the next two pages of sweet cheats and tips!