Jump! Chump! Pro Tips!
- Note the Size of Your Opponent
The foes in Jump! Chump! come in a variety of sizes, so pay attention before you jump. The chumps jump quickly but not very far, so don’t expect hang time to carry you over a big box. That big box is going to destroy everything you have ever loved. 🙁
- Be Quick on Your Feet
The enemies come in fast and they come in hard. Try telling them you’re not feeling like joshing around tonight and that you just want to hang out and collect some points. They won’t care none! They gon come at you with the fire eyes and try to get you to metaphorically join their church. Hop over these fools with a quick tap.
- Look Out for Aerial Attacks
Some of the enemies can fly through the air. They’re learning. The scientists said we were safe, but that was before the boxes figured out how to open doors and ate them in their stupid white coats. Keep this in mind while playing Jump! Chump!