Dumb Ways To Die App

The Dumb Ways to Die app by Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd for iPhone, iPod, and iPad has brought the dumb characters from the well known transit and train safety video right to your mobile device. Play the Dumb Ways To Die game in order to fill your train station with little dumb characters!

Save the Dumb Ways To Die Characters!

1. Use your finger to flick away the piranhas from the red character’s private parts. If you are too slow, the piranhas will fatally bite the character’s private parts.
2. Connect the balloons to the purple character’s hand using the strings that appear from dragging the red balloons. If you do not grab the balloons, the dumb character will walk into the train tracks and get hit by a moving train.
3. The green pilot character will crash his plane and die if you do not keep the plane flying by blowing into the speaker on your phone.
4. Spell “Patience” by tapping the missing blue tiles that are missing.  If you do not fill in the blanks, then the dumb character will impatiently drive around the boom gate at the railroad crossing and get crushed by an oncoming train.
5. One of the hardest characters to save is the one who has stupidly put his fork into the toaster oven to try to get his toast out.  You must carefully remove the fork, making sure not to touch the edges of the toaster, or else you will get electrocuted and die.
6. Avoid the psycho murderer by tapping the door that he is not behind.  If you tap the door with the cute panda, not the psycho, you will not be killed!
7. One character eats some food that has gone bad and is so sick that it is puking all over the place.  Use your finger to quickly swipe away the character’s puke.
8. The blue character has been lit on fire!  Tap as fast as you can to run away from the fire.

Play Dumb Ways to Die today to meet and save all these other dumb characters and pledge to be safe while riding the train!