FishVille – Feed your Fish Before they Die

I won’t be embarrassed… I won’t be embarrassed… OK, I’m embarrassed. I’ve been playing Fishville and I am currently the proud “owner” of 30 growing fish. I have cash in the bank and I can’t wait to harvest my little food troughs for more sweet sweet dough. I am fascinated by how they grow and how much they need to eat! And I, like many of you, am devastated in the morning when my little mouths are laying belly up in the soupy froth atop my virtual fish tank. Why must these poor souls loose their lives due to my inability to return and virtually feed them at set intervals through the day and night??? And why no reminders or alarms!? Damn FishVille! Don’t you know I can’t be held responsible for such a schedule?

OK, so that wasn’t much of a review – but perhaps you can sense my intense interest in growing my little FishVille home.

The game is simple. You buy a couple fish and they do what fish do – they eat and swim, unless you starve them to death – well, then – they die. If they don’t die, you can sell them to buy more “impressive” fish. These more impressive fish are something to be very proud of evidently. I imagine the culmination of the game is to have a tank full of the most “expensive” fish and decorations. I can’t wait! Suck that Jenny M@@an (told you I would amount to something…) Now, humbly, I will just wish my fish would stop dieing during happy hour… Play on friends, and if you do, become my “neighbor” so you can feed my fish while I’m catching some shut-eye tonight.

–UPDATE–
Ah! My friends I’ve figured out how to save the fishes! Check out the Fish Clock Alarm – and never miss another feeding. “Save the Fishes!”