- Go Through the Holes in the Wall
There may or may not be holes in the wall at certain points in Doodle Jump Race. If there are, AVOID TOUCHING AT ALL COST. Hitting a wall will definitely slow you down, champ. Don’t you want something nice to put on the mantle? I thought you wanted something nice.
- Don’t Come in Last
Oh, good job coming in last, hot shot. Really cool. Is this what the kids at school are saying is “mondo dog?” You know what’s not, is our gosh darn mantle! Bald as a bowling ball over there! Waiting for your darn trophy– that trophy don’t come! Oh look, your mother is crying. You did this. You did this to her.
- Be Really Good at Doodle Jump Race